Kids say the darndest things…

I’m just amazed of all the things that come out of Tyler’s mouth, our 5 years old son. So I’ve collected a few to share with you. Who knows…maybe your kids have said one of the following to you:

• When Mommy was pregnant…”you’re fat Mommy!”
• When Trent (Tyler’s 3 year old brother) wasn’t listening…”Trent, listen to me…I’m your big brother!”
• When Trent was impatient…”Don’t be frustrated Trent!”
• When Trent put his hand in his pants…”Mommy, Trent’s touching his weewee!”
• When Mommy called him a clown…”I’m not a clown Mommy, my name is Tyler!”
• When he didn’t want to eat…”Mommy, you’re a bad cooker!”
• When he wants to help me fold clothes…”Let me help you Mommy, it’ll be quicker. Isn’t that a good idea?!”
• When we’re stuck in traffic…”Com’on people, let’s go!”
• When he had something good to eat…”Yummy in my tummy!”
• When told to put the toys away…”Trent, clean up!  It’s not my mess.  Mommy’s not going to say it again!”

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