What type of husband are you?

Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and I was wondering what type of husbands are out there in the world.  Which one describes you the best?

• The Drive-by-Sperming husband…it’s exactly what it sounds like, you planted your seeds and then “nice to know you, call me when the kids are grown”.
• The Hobbyist husband…weekends=Daddy’s hobby, Mommy will play with you.
• The Sportsaholic husband…you can recite any stats of any teams and any sports.  And a willing participant at any games with your equally sportsaholic friends any time of the day.  Weather permitting is not in your vocabulary.
• The Shadowist husband…you are your wife’s shadow.  Any where she goes, you’re there.  You are joined at the hips, either she likes it or not. 
• The Backseat husband…your wife is a perfectionist, nothing you do would please her…so it’s best to sit back, relax and let her do it.
• The Arthurian husband…named for my perfect husband, Arthur.  Well, 99.99% perfect, he can’t have too much ego.  You’re romantic, understanding, patient, smart, gentle, great with kids, humorous, reliable and most importantly your bestfriend.

Well, no matter what type of husband you are, your wife married you for one reason or another…so bless her!  Don’t forget, a bouquet of flowers goes a loooong way, and it doesn’t have to be a special occasion.  Happy Valentine’s Day!

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