If men were pregnant…!!!
Ladies, have you ever thought what it would be like if MEN were pregnant?!
Well, I know for sure that there will be alot less children in this world!! *arms folding and nodding head*
Have you witnessed your husband being sick?! Well, aren’t they the biggest BABIES in the whole world?!!
“Darling, can you give me some medicine?” “Can you put it in my mouth? I can’t lift my arm, it feels sooo heavy!”
Oh my God *imitating the Valley Girls*, God forbid if they go through nine months with:
- the morning sicknesses,
- the swollen feet and hand,
- the many trips to the bathrooms,
- taking care of your other children
- the backpains
- the weight gains (well, I think they do fine with this one)
- the household chores, i.e. cleaning and cooking
- the lack of sleep
- how about that Sciatica
- AND the impending childbirth *dum dum dum*!!
And once the baby is born…the nursing part can be excruciating when the milk hasn’t come out yet!! But maybe they’ll like the fact that they have big boobs!! 
I don’t think they realize what we, women, go through. So, you husbands listen up…Mother’s Day is around the corner (it should be celebrated 365 days a year not just one stinky day!), so what do you have planned for the woman who has brought the many miracles into this world?! Just a tip, anything household related is not a good gift!
And you ladies, pat yourselves on the back for a job well done! Motherhood is more than anyone can put into words. Celebrate it, enjoy it and cherish it because your children will grow up very fast and you’ll be left with…your husband!!
Ladies, have you ever thought what it would be like if MEN were pregnant?!
Well, I know for sure that there will be alot less children in this world!! *arms folding and nodding head*
Have you witnessed your husband being sick?! Well, aren’t they the biggest BABIES in the whole world?!!
“Darling, can you give me some medicine?” “Can you put it in my mouth? I can’t lift my arm, it feels sooo heavy!”
Oh my God *imitating the Valley Girls*, God forbid if they go through nine months with:
- the morning sicknesses,
- the swollen feet and hand,
- the many trips to the bathrooms,
- taking care of your other children
- the backpains
- the weight gains (well, I think they do fine with this one)
- the household chores, i.e. cleaning and cooking
- the lack of sleep
- how about that Sciatica
- AND the impending childbirth *dum dum dum*!!
And once the baby is born…the nursing part can be excruciating when the milk hasn’t come out yet!! But maybe they’ll like the fact that they have big boobs!!
I don’t think they realize what we, women, go through. So, you husbands listen up…Mother’s Day is around the corner (it should be celebrated 365 days a year not just one stinky day!), so what do you have planned for the woman who has brought the many miracles into this world?! Just a tip, anything household related is not a good gift!
And you ladies, pat yourselves on the back for a job well done! Motherhood is more than anyone can put into words. Celebrate it, enjoy it and cherish it because your children will grow up very fast and you’ll be left with…your husband!!
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