Kids say the darndest things continued…
I’m always in awe as to what comes out of my five year old son’s mouth (going on 40 I should say). I’ve jotted down some more to share with you. And it’s also a way for me to keep track of his progress, I guess I should chart his milestones this way, since his “Baby book” hasn’t been touched in 5 years, but sitting collecting dust on a shelf somewhere.
Mr. Movie Critic:
Tyler was watching some “good” part of Star Wars where Yoda was fighting the bad guy and he commented afterward
“Yoda’s fast for a small guy!”
Mr. Righteous:
“That’s bad attitude Trent!” When Trent flinged a toy at the wall angrily at something…AGAIN!
Mr. Imaginative:
Mommy “What do you want to eat for dinner Tyler?”
Tyler “What do we have Mommy?”
Mommy listed 3 dishes.
Tyler “What else?”
Mommy “What do you think this is…a restaurant?”
Tyler “Let’s pretend it’s a restaurant Mommy!”
Mr. I-can-reason too: Tyler wanted to play XO Force at Legos.com, but I wouldn’t let him b/c I don’t think it’s appropriate for his age.
Tyler “But Daddy lets me!”
Mommy “But Mommy said NO!”
Tyler “It’s different in your world, Mommy?”
Mr. I-don’t-need-you-I-can-spell: Tyler was mad at me because I wouldn’t let him play computer game, so he took out a piece of paper and started to write something. But then he didn’t know how to spell it so he asked me.
Tyler “Mommy, how do you spell ‘bad mommy’?”
Mommy “Why? I’m not going to tell you!”
Tyler “Fine!” Huffing and puffing, at the same time he was sounding it out…b.ad. m.ommy.
Tyler “Is this right, Mommy?”
Mommy “Very good Tyler!”
I was so proud of him for being able to sound it out and writing the words correctly, but at the same time a little miffed that he wrote THAT about me!
Tyler “Look at this Mommy.”
Tyler showed me that he has crossed out the word “bad” and replaced it with “I love Mommy 1000″ That’s his interpretation of gazillion times folks!! AHHH!!
How about you and your children? I’m sure you have a bunch of stories like these to share.
I’m always in awe as to what comes out of my five year old son’s mouth (going on 40 I should say). I’ve jotted down some more to share with you. And it’s also a way for me to keep track of his progress, I guess I should chart his milestones this way, since his “Baby book” hasn’t been touched in 5 years, but sitting collecting dust on a shelf somewhere.
Mr. Movie Critic:
Tyler was watching some “good” part of Star Wars where Yoda was fighting the bad guy and he commented afterward
“Yoda’s fast for a small guy!”
Mr. Righteous:
“That’s bad attitude Trent!” When Trent flinged a toy at the wall angrily at something…AGAIN!
Mr. Imaginative:
Mommy “What do you want to eat for dinner Tyler?”
Tyler “What do we have Mommy?”
Mommy listed 3 dishes.
Tyler “What else?”
Mommy “What do you think this is…a restaurant?”
Tyler “Let’s pretend it’s a restaurant Mommy!”
Mr. I-can-reason too: Tyler wanted to play XO Force at Legos.com, but I wouldn’t let him b/c I don’t think it’s appropriate for his age.
Tyler “But Daddy lets me!”
Mommy “But Mommy said NO!”
Tyler “It’s different in your world, Mommy?”
Mr. I-don’t-need-you-I-can-spell: Tyler was mad at me because I wouldn’t let him play computer game, so he took out a piece of paper and started to write something. But then he didn’t know how to spell it so he asked me.
Tyler “Mommy, how do you spell ‘bad mommy’?”
Mommy “Why? I’m not going to tell you!”
Tyler “Fine!” Huffing and puffing, at the same time he was sounding it out…b.ad. m.ommy.
Tyler “Is this right, Mommy?”
Mommy “Very good Tyler!”
I was so proud of him for being able to sound it out and writing the words correctly, but at the same time a little miffed that he wrote THAT about me!
Tyler “Look at this Mommy.”
Tyler showed me that he has crossed out the word “bad” and replaced it with “I love Mommy 1000″ That’s his interpretation of gazillion times folks!! AHHH!!
How about you and your children? I’m sure you have a bunch of stories like these to share.
I guess having a dad who loves sci-fi is having a certain effect on his kids. I wonder what my little girl will say when she gets older?!
But really Yoda is fast for a little guy who walks with a cane! And who knew he kicks a@# with a light saber.
Those “bad mommy” remarks really do drive a steak right through your heart. Don’t they? “I love you Mommy 1000″ was a great ending. Awww.
These are great. I need write these down.