Buck nakedness, hump day and stuff
It’s hump day, I never liked Wednesday ever since I became a SAHM. I know it’s the middle of the week, and that the weekend is almost here (but then again, I don’t know if that makes any difference because being a SAHM, you’re on call all the time). My energy level runs on half empty, not to mention the hubbie is away for work AGAIN! So, I’m on double duty with three clowns kids and it really stinks…bad! Like poop stinky bad!
Please, if you’re a single parent…I don’t want to insult you by saying how my temporary “double duty” is so tough and all, but really it’s my blog so I can vent what I like. See, I told you…hump day makes me cranky like that.
With that said, I decided to write something silly to cheer me up. Heck, maybe you don’t like hump day either. If so, I’m glad I can cheer you up too. Yeah, I’m generous like that.
On our recent mini getaway, the hubbie and I were browsing around this really interesting store (I forgot the name) but it has like over thousands of funky stuff. I mean they got everything, stupidly hilarious saying shirts, coffee mugs for everyone including pets, nostalgic 60’s lunch boxes and these.
Com’on, I know you’re dying to get your hands on one of these action figures. It even has a “shushing action” people! How useful is that to use on your children when they just zapping away.
And how about these gums people. Know of an a*s kisser who needs more a*s kissing gum?
And I end this post with this question to you gentle readers. Are you raising a stripper? You know, the 18 months old who manages to unzip her pajamas, and take off her very wet diaper (I was holding my breath to see if she decorated the crib with her brown stuff) just for the heck of it in her crib while waiting for her mama to get her. Time to put those pj’s backward folks! Who’s smart than whom now! HAH!
It’s hump day, I never liked Wednesday ever since I became a SAHM. I know it’s the middle of the week, and that the weekend is almost here (but then again, I don’t know if that makes any difference because being a SAHM, you’re on call all the time). My energy level runs on half empty, not to mention the hubbie is away for work AGAIN! So, I’m on double duty with three clowns kids and it really stinks…bad! Like poop stinky bad!
Please, if you’re a single parent…I don’t want to insult you by saying how my temporary “double duty” is so tough and all, but really it’s my blog so I can vent what I like. See, I told you…hump day makes me cranky like that.
With that said, I decided to write something silly to cheer me up. Heck, maybe you don’t like hump day either. If so, I’m glad I can cheer you up too. Yeah, I’m generous like that.
On our recent mini getaway, the hubbie and I were browsing around this really interesting store (I forgot the name) but it has like over thousands of funky stuff. I mean they got everything, stupidly hilarious saying shirts, coffee mugs for everyone including pets, nostalgic 60’s lunch boxes and these.
Com’on, I know you’re dying to get your hands on one of these action figures. It even has a “shushing action” people! How useful is that to use on your children when they just zapping away.
And how about these gums people. Know of an a*s kisser who needs more a*s kissing gum?
And I end this post with this question to you gentle readers. Are you raising a stripper? You know, the 18 months old who manages to unzip her pajamas, and take off her very wet diaper (I was holding my breath to see if she decorated the crib with her brown stuff) just for the heck of it in her crib while waiting for her mama to get her. Time to put those pj’s backward folks! Who’s smart than whom now! HAH!
I love the “shushing action” on the action figure. Who thinks of this stuff???
LOL…….this all made me laugh, thanks Waya.
BTW, my least favorite day of the week is Monday. Far to long to wait for the weekend.
Hope your hump day goes by as well as can be expected.
Maybe even better than expected!
My friend used to have a little stripper. She once had poop all over her brand new carpet. Serves her right for redecorating while her son is only 1. What was she thinking? LOL!
I want a librarian action figure! Think of all the ACTION packed library scenarios I can re-enact with my kids! Woo hoo!
I have a ten-month old stripper. Alarming.
Love the action figure and the gum.
Little man K likes to take his pants off all the time. So far, he leaves his diaper on though.
Dude…I hate to say it but I’m glad I’m not alone. My 15 month old figured out just this week how to take his bottoms off and undo his diaper and he does it constantly so now I have to dress him in one piece things so he can’t do it. So cute and yet so annoying!
I have a stripper. And a magician. An escape artist. And a drama queen. *cough* I mean, actress.
We totally need a librarian action figure!
The other day, CD shelving unit that was designed to look like a library card catelog. Remember those, before computers? It seems so inefficient now!
Love the librarian…
As for the stripper…
My sister, as an infant, was the same about stripping… However, she loooooved to take off her diaper and wipe it all over the place…
My pooooooooooorrrr mother…
and by the way she is NOT a stripper… but a clean FREAK!!!!
Good luck with it…Don’t envy you if my sister is coming down the pyke in the diaper department… Living though it once was enough for me thank you!
Your in for a lot of fun! My girl.imp is 7 this month and still likes to undress for bed.
I may have to neuter all the boys in her high school (or just as she starts to date them)…
I think its harder for people who have significant others to cope on days where they are left alone with their children. You got the codependency thing going on and suddenly, for a time or so, you’re a single parent.
As for the kitchy stuff, I am so into those things. Love em!
HI! ou are a best kept secret, girl! Thanks for stopping by this morning so now I have another blog I can adore and drool over.
I’m SO with you on the hump day bit. I HATE Wednesday. It means a lot friggin’ time until I have help and it’s equally as long since I’ve had it. So thank you for affirming that.
And we got a Jesus action figure because it cracked us up so much we just had to. He has GLIDING ACTION.