Stupid is as stupid does
Ever since I became pregnant for the 4th time 14 weeks ago, I’ve been living this line “stupid is as stupid does” every single day. And today was no exception!
Since Christmas is around the corner, I figure it would be a good time as any to go shopping for gifts today. My hubbie babysat our three rascals along with my sister’s three children, he’s wonderful that way, so that we can do quick shopping without any cranky kids in tow.
It was almost like a girls’ day out with our Mom coming as well. We decided to shop in NH since it’s only 20 minutes away, lots of stores that we needed on one road, and no tax (a plus since we pay 5% in MA).
We’ve decided a few years ago not to go crazy showering the kids with Christmas gifts since it was getting out of hand and the kids didn’t need all those gifts (as I’ve posted here). So, each adult picks a child (from a drawing) to buy for with a limit of $30 per gift.
We were going along smoothly getting what we needed, almost, until we got home. I unloaded the merchandise from the trunk and something was missing. My Yankee swap gift!! Double D’OH!! I called Target and told them that I don’t have the product that I purchased, they said to go to Guest Services and they will look into it.
I dragged my big fat belly back to Target, talked to a Guest Service agent and then came a Security guard (SG) who took my receipt and went back to his booth to check on the security camera. After a few minutes he came out to let me know that I did have it under my carriage and must have forgotten to put it my car. I can hear Forrest Gump saying “stupid is as stupid does” right about now.
But in defense of myself, the carriage is bright red/orange and the box in question is also the same shade, so it can be easily missed, really! I did feel a bit better when I was waiting, the SG was talking to another customer about the same thing that happened to her, and she was not pregnant. I know, misery loves company, I suppose.
So after all those savings (5% tax), it was all a wash after I had to repurchase the merchandise AND the cost of gas going back and forth!!
Honestly, with each pregnancy, I find myself losing whatever tiny brain cells that I have left after three kids. I might as well stay indoor and wait to give birth next June, huh?! Did you experience the same thing when you were pregnant?
Here are some gratuitous pictures that my hubbie captured today when he took the six kids bowling, after walking 25 minutes because mommy forgot to take the sedan and took the van shopping. Didn’t I mention that he was wonderful already?!
PS: This post took longer than I thought since my one eye was on the finale of “Survivor”, congrats to Yul!! Way to go Yul!!
Ever since I became pregnant for the 4th time 14 weeks ago, I’ve been living this line “stupid is as stupid does” every single day. And today was no exception!
Since Christmas is around the corner, I figure it would be a good time as any to go shopping for gifts today. My hubbie babysat our three rascals along with my sister’s three children, he’s wonderful that way, so that we can do quick shopping without any cranky kids in tow.
It was almost like a girls’ day out with our Mom coming as well. We decided to shop in NH since it’s only 20 minutes away, lots of stores that we needed on one road, and no tax (a plus since we pay 5% in MA).
We’ve decided a few years ago not to go crazy showering the kids with Christmas gifts since it was getting out of hand and the kids didn’t need all those gifts (as I’ve posted here). So, each adult picks a child (from a drawing) to buy for with a limit of $30 per gift.
We were going along smoothly getting what we needed, almost, until we got home. I unloaded the merchandise from the trunk and something was missing. My Yankee swap gift!! Double D’OH!! I called Target and told them that I don’t have the product that I purchased, they said to go to Guest Services and they will look into it.
I dragged my big fat belly back to Target, talked to a Guest Service agent and then came a Security guard (SG) who took my receipt and went back to his booth to check on the security camera. After a few minutes he came out to let me know that I did have it under my carriage and must have forgotten to put it my car. I can hear Forrest Gump saying “stupid is as stupid does” right about now.
But in defense of myself, the carriage is bright red/orange and the box in question is also the same shade, so it can be easily missed, really! I did feel a bit better when I was waiting, the SG was talking to another customer about the same thing that happened to her, and she was not pregnant. I know, misery loves company, I suppose.
So after all those savings (5% tax), it was all a wash after I had to repurchase the merchandise AND the cost of gas going back and forth!!
Honestly, with each pregnancy, I find myself losing whatever tiny brain cells that I have left after three kids. I might as well stay indoor and wait to give birth next June, huh?! Did you experience the same thing when you were pregnant?
Here are some gratuitous pictures that my hubbie captured today when he took the six kids bowling, after walking 25 minutes because mommy forgot to take the sedan and took the van shopping. Didn’t I mention that he was wonderful already?!
PS: This post took longer than I thought since my one eye was on the finale of “Survivor”, congrats to Yul!! Way to go Yul!!
DoH! Sorry about that Mommy brain. I do dumb stuff all the time but I’m not going to bring any more attention to them…
At least not until I post them on my blog.
still amazed that you went back into the gene pool and found #4. Wife.Imp and I stopped with two and are wondering (tho not too seriously) if we could survive a 3rd imp.
I hate when I’m stupid. (Which is like, all the time.)
I’ve done the SAME thing. Not pregnant though. All I got for an excuse is the blonde hair. And the rush I am always in. *sighs*
Boy or girl? Are you finding out?
I’d put the box of cereal IN the fridge and the milk ON TOP of the fridge. And JP would find spoiled milk when he got home and chuckle (or curse or whatever).
I hear you. We can’t fight biology.
Are you saying you had to pay for the thing twice? What a gyp!
My wife’s “sista’” has 4….man, they’re a lot of work. But they’re fun.
First of all, Congratulations on your pregnancy.
Either I totally missed that post or I totally missed that post, lol.
Yup, my memory has gotten so bad as of late, I ask the same question 2 & 3 times before remembering what I was answered.
Sucks that you had to rebuy the item.
Personally, I liked Yul but I thought Ozzy should have won.
Heather, OTJ and KC~I’m glad I’m not the only one. Misery loves company as I said.
Dennis~Com’on try for #3. What’s another one, right?!
Christina~We’ll find out in 3 wks if it’s blue or pink. My oldest son already picked out a name for a girl, so hopefully it’s a girl.
Jeff~Yup, it doesn’t pay to be stupid or forgetful. I had to repurchase another one. So, this Yankee swap gift turns out to be VERY expensive. Somebody better wants it!!
Marz~You’re in the same boat as I am! A few more weeks for you! Yippee!
I’ve had one kid and I’m like that. I’m blaming it on all the anesthesia they put in my body.
It’s okay. We may be forgetful but we never forget what’s important.
“First of all, Congratulations on your pregnancy.
Either I totally missed that post or I totally missed that post, lol.” I was thinking the EXACT same thing as I read this post!
I forget stuff all the time too. I blame it on being old, I’m 36, and having 2 kids. I use to have the BEST memory, but, boy oh boy, not anymore….it’s terrible. My kids get irrated with me because I ask them the same questions all the time…it’s crazy….
Your husband took that many kids bowling? He is wonderful.
And I’ve only had one kid and I’ve lost so many brain cells that I forget my own name sometimes. You’ve got three and one on the way, I’m amazed you can still find your house without a GPS.
(btw, I really miss living minutes away from the NH border. I particularly miss it this time, I’d love to not have to pay sales tax.)
Bummer about having to make two Target trips.
Taking six kids bowling - that’s quite a hubby there!
Yea, I had to do two Costco trips and it nearly killed me. Nothing like pushing a shopping cart in 8 inches of snow through the parking lot to make your day.
The pictures are great.
There’s something about the bottom of those Target carts. I left my prized Nicole Miller diaper bag in one and never got it back.
And hey - I loved Yul too! He was my fave from the beginning. Not only was he smart and charismatic, but he was WAY easy on the eyes.
i totally agree. i lose brain cells each day while raising my kids. i can’t tell you how many STUPID things I did while pregnant. i lost track.
hang in there. what a great husband by the way……….
At least you got the product you paid for - that’s the good news. As far as the brain cells go, I’ve only had one child so far but I already feel like I’ve lost way too many!
Happy holidays to you and your family!
You aren’t the only one!! So don’t feel bad! I’ve lost memory with each child too! I fear having another one! lol Cute photos!! I love bowling!
Bless your heart! That stinks.
We all have these ‘moments’ and isn’t it great to know we are not alone..
Happy Happy Christmas to you and yours Betty…
Nevermind that, he watched 6 kids at once?!
Want to not feel so bad…… read my post this week about the $150 DOLLAR MISTAKE my husband left under the carriage at Home Depot….. and he can’t even use pregnancy as an excuse! Your not alone honey!
And your husband watches 6 kids!!!!!!!! all I can say is HOLY CRAP!
CONGRATS on the baking of #4!!!! Whooo Hooooo!
I made my share of pregnancy blunders too. The worst though was when I forgot my husband’s birthday. Totally. No present, no card, no “Happy Birthday Honey!”
I’m still trying to live that one down. AH!
I’m playing catchup on your blog!!! I’m sooo happy to be following your pregnancy, maybe you will inspire me to do the same! YOu sure do have a wonderful husband! and brave, 6 kids bowling?!?!?!?
Oh, Sweetie!!! It has been a terrible two months in terms of finding time to blog and visit blogs, so I’m sorry I’m just now hearing this… CONGRATULATIONS on the pregnancy!!!!
Yay for you and hubby!!! And, yes, I too found myself becoming vague and forgetful/airheaded/stupid or whatever you’d like to call it. The fourth pregnancy was the worst for me. The good news is that it DID go away.
Again, congrats to you and the family.